If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

False advertising

Threats of violence

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Perjury

Fraud

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Child pornography

No freedom is absolute.

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

Insurrection

Insider trading

Conspiracy

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

And much, much more.

HIPAA violations

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Revenge porn

Trade secrets

Revealing classified information

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Terroristic threats